Flyers fans in the State College area: Holy shit! We're not too bad! Time to throw on my old Lindros jersey and act like I've been a fan the whole time!
Colby Armstrong: I'm just proud of my boys. They're doing a great job, I'm really ok with the trade...(starts sobbing uncontrollably)
Ray Shero Show of hands: who misses Eric Christensen?
Bryan Murray The Penguins tried to intentionally lose to the Rangers so they wouldn't have to face the Flyers.
Ed Rendell: There's a team called the Penguins in a city called Pittsburgh?
Barack Obama: Now, look, this series is an incredible story of two teams recently at the bottom of the league, born to a white woman from Kansas and a goat herder from Kenya, who battled through injuries and turned down the big firms on Wall Street to help those on Main Street. This is a story only possible in America. (Sorry Canada)
Hillary Clinton: 7 games is not a good indication of the better team. We should trust only those who have been around hockey the longest to decide who would be best to face the Red Wings in the next round.
John McCain: I'm very much looking forward to watching the series between the Pittsburgh Flyers and Philadelphia Penguins. (Lieberman whispers in his ear). Shit.
Rocky Yo, as Philadelphia's greatest sports champion I want Pittsburgh to know that even though Darien Hatcher has arthritis in his neck and calcium deposits in his joints he'll still be bringin' the hurtin' bombs. Unless that Laraque guy comes around, in which case forget I ever said that.
Carey Price: Sorry, I didn't catch the question.
John Stevens: Wrong John Stevens.
Need to be more specific:
John Stevens, Douchebag: Laraque should still be suspended.
Philadelphia's Champions in the Last Quarter Century: ::crickets::