Monday, May 26, 2008

The Biggest Pussy You'll Ever See



Hi. My name is Chris Osgood. And whether I'm being lightly tapped by Mike Ribeiro's stick, or being slightly nudged by Ryan Malone or Petr Sykora, one thing I can guarantee is I'm a bigger flopper than Manu Ginobili. If a fly landed on me I'd flop to the ice.





Did I mention I have sand in my vagina and it itches?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i think this award goes to crosby

marlena said...

fuck you! osgood is the greatest goalie in the nhl. who was the goalie that won the cup in 08 again?? thats right so i think youre the one that needs to go itch your damn vagina.