Every Female Penguin Fan: I want Army back!
Craig Patrick: I made this trade back in '91, only I acquired a Hall of Famer who was under contract past that season. I drafted this team. I made this team. And now Shero is tearing it apart.
Ed Rendell: Theres a hockey team in a city called Pittsburgh?
Yinzer at Jack's: We shoulda gahn and got Jarmir Jagr back from the Rangers. I heard someone saw Mario skatin' dahn at South Point.
Crowd at Prudential Center: (Silence)
Bob Nutting: My baseball people tell me Chris Gomez was a better fit at shortstop than Marian Hossa
Dave Littlefield: Is Hossa left handed?
Neal Huntington: Hossa fits our goals of both building for the future and focusing on the present.
Ed Mann: With Hossa, they are a wondrous tapestry woven so skillfully by Ray Shero…They have been an emotional lift, an example of how much more each of us can achieve. As fluke slips into the darkness, from a new dawn comes the sound, of dynasty.
Ben Roethlisberger: So you're saying star players on Pittsburgh sports teams can get help without begging to the media?
Mike Tomlin: Can he score from 12 yards away?
Kordell Stewart: I hear he enjoys parks in the Pittsburgh area
Ed Olczyk: If Fleury wouldn't have been sent down, and we acquired Hossa, I would never have been fired.
Bill Cowher: Sidney's got an ankle, Gary Roberts is out with a leg, Jerome's got a thigh, so Hossa will have to step up.
Hill District Residents: (Rip up Hossa's contract demanding a better deal)
Isle of Capri: We're still screwed
Gary Roberts: I fathered Marian Hossa while leading the Slovak insurgency against the USSR back in 1979. He was one of 53 children that year.
Sidney Crosby: I lost a friend, but gained a scorer. Eh, I'll see Army during the offseason.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Posted by Sam at 9:36 PM