Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Doubt About It Writer, Sam, Up To His Usual Recruiting Games


If you haven't heard already, Sam, Doubt About It founder and writer, is back to his usual Anti-Ohio State campaign. Fortunately enough the work of a Joe Paterno intern stands out in Buckeye Country. Willie Mobley, an incoming Ohio State recruit, has recently been receiving fake letters declaring that his scholarship to Ohio State had been revoked.

Mobley luckily knows his Tressel signatures, and knows that Big Ten schools will do anything to get their team to the top. Maybe this anti-recruiting technique was something Paterno first saw back in the 1800s, and maybe I am just ahead of the times, but... nice try Penn State.

(Sam...I just wanted to say that I know it's you, and that you should give it up. Next time just tell them that there are Eat'n Parks at Penn State, and not Ohio State)



Intriguingly enough, Sam might be doing quite the job getting players from the state of Ohio to Penn State. Out of the 4 Four-Star recruits that Penn State is bringing in for 2008, two of them reign from Ohio...

In other news, if Sam can pull off convincing Tyrelle Pryor to go to Penn State, then I'll give him props.

Recently this tidbit was featured in a Rivals.com article.

"Pryor admits he was set to sign with Ohio State the day before Feb. 6, but a conversation with his father, Craig (probably Sam in a costume), made him think twice. His father wanted him to take another look at Penn State and take an official visit."

If it happens, it'll be the infamous "Stickies Ala mode" that pulls Pryor. I'll admit, Ohio State just doesn't have it...


and I'm not talking about the shitty "Diner" Stickies...Sam admits it to me all the time, "Diner" stickies suck.


They suck...Get over yourselves "Diner" people. Go to Eat'n Park

12 comments:

Pat said...

Hahaha I would pay $300 to see Sam dress up as Pryor's dad and try to convince him to go to Penn State.

Sam said...

Just $300? I'm still working on him, but its looking better everyday. And yes, Eat n park stickies are immensely better than the Diner's...I really think its mostly the stickie sauce. I'm going to open a bar someday and serve alcohol imbued shots of the sauce.

Anonymous said...

Diner stickies are way better than Eat n park stickies, you're like the guy on the commercial who talks sports out his ass.

Dirkman said...

who is this anonymous bum!?!? it takes a whole lot of courage to claim Diner stickies superiority and then insult same...ANONYMOUSLY. way to be.

Dirkman said...

insult sam*

Sam said...

Thanks for the support dirkman. I knew there were Eat N' Park loyalists out there.

The Diner stickies are great, don't get me wrong, its just that the Eat 'N Park stickies are better. They just are. I don't care if the sauce will probably kill me or that they were probably frozen and shipped from mexico. Its not like the diner stickies are this amazing thing you can only get at the Diner anyway...not only can you buy them online, but they're sold in super markets across PA. I'm voting for an official switch of Penn State's non-dairy trademark food from Diner Stickies to Clem's BBQ,the only place that could ever convince me to still go through Port Matilida while coming home.

I Want To Fight Tom Brady said...

The funny thing is Pryor could never eat this junk... Ohio State offers fine dining, and a great swipe system! I have people who read and write on this blog that could vouch for that.

Dave Wannstache said...

Ohio State offers fine dining, and a great swipe system! I have people who read and write on this blog that could vouch for that.

Ah yes, "Burritos Noches." Fine dining, indeed.

Although Pryor probably can't eat that as well. Not because it isn't good for you, but because he'll spend the whole week on the can and miss practice and game preparations.

Pitt Blows said...

Don't you think it's a little irresponsible to suggest a PSU intern sent these letters when nothing in the article you link suggests that?

I Want To Fight Tom Brady said...
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I Want To Fight Tom Brady said...

Nope... You know why? Life is too short to be serious all the time.

Read all my posts, and see how serious they are...

Anonymous said...

Fuck Penn State