## Thursday, December 18, 2008

### And So it Goes...

When exactly this blog died is hard to say. We know when it started though: drinking in a dugout one breezy late May night, with the 'Stache rounding the bases doing the hobbled Kirk Gibson routine while belting out the legendary home run call. We'd seen him do this a million times, but that didn't stop us from laughing.

Like all sports fans, we had tons of routines like this. Still do, actually - I'll always laugh when the 'Stache calls me in his Dave Wannstedt yinzer-etto, pretending I'm a blue-chip recruit and wanting me to come play "Big East football for the Panthers". We felt that we had enough sports-driven comedic energy lying around to start a Pittsburgh sports blog.

And so we did. We were funny, we were unorganized, we had fun. And now we're done.

What follows is the final commentaries from the writers of Doubt About It.

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PAT

For anyone looking to start a blog, a few words of advice after having done this for a while:

1) Don't start a blog just to link to other blogs. Bring something original to the table. "Link Dump" is probably the most overused phrase on the internet.

2) Bring research. When blogs are at their best, they bring unique research to the table. Anyone can have an opinion. It's about how you back it up. We were at our best when Sam was making complicated graphs, IWTFTB was digging way down on the farm system for stats, and I was looking at Tom Barasso's Game-Clinching-Scenario GAA.

3) Don't mass e-mail stuff you've written to every single blog on your contact list. If you want to try and build up your readership, send a personalized email to the blog's editor. Mass e-mails begging for links make you look pathetic.

4) Blog because you love the sport/the team. Ad money, traffic meters, prestige...you're better off sticking your head in an oven. It'll be more productive.

We didn't always do these things, but we tried (I think). What we did do well is fill roles on the site. I had the longer feature stuff (that no one read), the 'Stache captured the voice of Steelers Nation, I Want To Fight Tom Brady was the wildcard, and Sam pretty much did it all. I realize quite well that it means very little in the larger scheme of things (what with wars going on, friends being laid off left and right...), but it was so good to know that the 'Stache would be there at the beginning of the week with the Stache Report and at the end of the week with a game preview; to know that IWTFTB could take a slow week (or month) and fire up a controversy; to know that Sam would be there to fix design problems, handle all inquiries about the site, respond to reader email, edit HTML, write and edit posts, and pretty much keep this blog breathing. Whatever he says in his own farewell, don't believe him. Sam drove this site. I've worked on innumerable projects with him, and his approach is always the same: complete investment, insatiable attention to detail, and an addiction having fun. Our e-mail exchanges from the summer of 2007 will never be deleted.

What else won't I forget about any time soon? Running into Jeff Reed at a bar and the unmentionable Hines Ward story from that night. The Stache telling Kendall Simmons that he looks like Rick Ross. Sitting at Sam's with the 'Stache until God knows what time after Game 6. There's all the behind the scenes stuff too - Sam ripping someone in the comments at 5am whilst hammered in NYC, being facebook friended by Pensblog Charlie and having him tell me about my ex-girlfriends (how Sam managed to keep from me that he is Pensblog Charlie I will never know), getting the call that our mysterious fourth writer had not only made a claim that he could beat up Tom Brady, but that he managed to get it linked on Deadspin (Will Leitch, I will never forgive you) and that our site was under siege.

We saw a Cup run, a Steelers playoff season, and another Pirates losing season. We also saw the world of blogging grow exponentially - this point really can't be overstated. We mistakenly thought we had "made it" in some sense when only a month into our existence, we were already getting tons of emails asking us to promote a new Pittsburgh sports blog or add someone to the blogroll. What we didnt realize was the unfathomable frequency that such blogs were coming into existence. So in addition to being thankful for a great few years in Pittsburgh sports, I think we're equally grateful to have been active in such an interesting time for online writing.

Notice how I keep using "we"? It's impossible for me to do otherwise. The reason this was so much damn fun was cause of the other three guys involved, not to mention all the readers and bloggers we met along the way. If there is any justice in this world, Seth somehow weasles his way into Smizik's spot. As for the ThePensblog...I mean, it's virtually impossible at this point to remember what the Penguins fan base looked like before they came along. The absence of Mike Lange on TV left a huge void for bizarre sayings/inside jokes/originality. I think the Pensblog filled it to a blissfully inappropriate degree.

Let the record show that I won the only season-long picks table, that IWTFTB and Sam's sleeper picks are in the hunt for the playoffs this year, that the 'Stache defeated Mel Kiper, and that my final tally on articles written is something like 689 Penguins articles, 20 Steelers articles, and a brief mention of Freddy Sanchez somewhere. Let it also show that there is no official reason that this is all ending. Infer what you will. Just know that it sucked for us to see the site unused these past few months and that it hurts even more to shut it down. But who would have imagined back in the dugout that we could even create something worth missing?

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I WANT TO FIGHT TOM BRADY

If DoubtAboutIt is going out, I'm going out hating, bitching, and telling Tom Brady that I want to fight him. Just the way I envisioned it.

I came to this blog world wanting to hold Pittsburgh sports accountable, athletes to ownership. Most importantly --- the Pirates, their front office, and of course the Nutting family. The latter being my main intention. Many of you probably don't even remember me as "In Search of Nutting's Chest", before my blog name became "I Want to Fight Tom Brady" in a change of heart...before I lured thousands upon thousand of readers to our blog with one silly post about a proposed boxing match with Tom Brady....

Surprisingly enough, my last words don't even squawk at the Pirate's organization. More than anything, I want to make one last wish on behalf of Jack Wilson. One day Jack, I hope you compete for a World Series ring... I keep my fingers crossed, wish you all the best, whether it's in Pittsburgh or New York----you deserve a chance.

For my complaints, lets talk Steelers football. Not sure how I went from hating on the Pirates to hating on the Steelers, but I'm here. So, we have 1) Ben Roethlisberger, 2) Bruce Arians, 3)Mike Tomlin.

Ben...you're full of yourself, you're complacent, you think you exemplify everything Pittsburgh stands for, but you DON'T. Stop acting like you're hurt every time you throw an INT, step into that blitzing linebacker for once, make the tough throw. It's a hard nosed city, remember that. Don't make god hit you with another car. Keep your head below the clouds...

Arians...you're dumb. Have you ever considered analyzing your play calling? Maybe correcting your mistakes? Ben has carried this team to it's current record and I don't think you deserve a spot on next years team. You should be coaching WRs this time next year...

Tomlin...you scare me. You can motivate, you can connect with your players, but I just don't think you have the coaching IQ. You let Bruce Arians continue to call the offensive plays. That's enough for me right there... I'm still trying to figure out why you went for that TD against the Cowboys. I get that you're close to the goal line, but you needed two scores. This isn't Madden '09 or some online sports betting game...sometimes you have to make the logical decision, you can't coach like you're a player on the field.

Anyway, go Penguins, go Steelers, pray to the lord that the Pirates make the playoffs in the next 50 years.

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DAVE WANNSTACHE

Wow… I’m surprised I remembered my Blogger user name and password.

Anyways, as everyone has probably realized, Doubt About It has come to an end. What Pat said about two months ago was true… we used this blog as a way to communicate with each other, but now that we’re all in such close proximity and talk on a daily basis, it just didn’t have the same cache.

Truth be told, this blog lasted longer than I ever dreamed. When we originally hatched the plan and it ultimately came to fruition, I thought it would last a couple months… maybe. But the months wore on, and we all kept churning out good material, and before I knew it we were approaching our one-year anniversary.

Now, if you look back you’ll see that the majority of my posts revolved around the Steelers. It’s no secret to anyone, including my fellow bloggers, that I live and die with this team. I love the Pirates, I enjoy the Pens, but the Steelers have and will always be my #1 team. I can truly say that writing each Stache Report was an enjoyable experience. After bad losses, they were sort of cathartic and gave me an avenue to vent… I suspect it was the same for you, the readers, considering how many more comments there were after losses than wins. I definitely enjoyed writing about the rest of the NFL as well, whether it was my unbelievably bad NFL preseason previews or weekly picks against the spread, or my surprisingly accurate NFL Draft projection (which, once again, I am required to mention that I indeed out-projected the great Mel Kiper). And when I felt the need to go the humor route, I always had fun with the Ask the GM: Dave Littlefield posts.

At this time, I would be remiss if I didn’t give a quick shout-out to each of my fellow bloggers:

Sam: The glue that held it all together. Without him, this site would not have got off the ground and lasted as long as it did. And that’s the truth. Great job, Sam.

Pat: An amazingly great writer. His posts had the ability to captivate you and make you really think. You combine that with his knowledge of all things Pirates, Penguins, and Steelers, and you have the total package.

IWTFTB: When we needed to lighten the mood at Doubt About It, he always answered the call. If he ever actually does fight Tom Brady, we will re-open the blog and have Harold Lederman give you live round-by-round scoring.

Also, a quick shout-out to the commenters. Without you, this blog would mean nothing to us. It was your comments and readership that drove us to create new material and keep you guys coming back for more. It truly has been a pleasure.

Well, I guess that’s all. Once again, thanks to everyone out there who took the time to read our little blog. I enjoyed writing for it. Take care.. It’s been fun.

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SAM

Top 3 Articles That I wrote:
1.Big Ben Video Game
-Somehow the game got buggy after a few months of being online. I had a “I Want to Fight Tom Brady” game coming down the line, but it never was finished due to time constraints and the potential of a lawsuit.
2.When Would you Want to Be Born?
-No one read this thing, and it probably is stupid, but I put too much work in to it.
3.We Will Find a New Campaign.
-My favorite from the early days.

Top 3 Articles by the other guys:
Pat: Coutning Down the Best Lines in "Against the Odds"
Created the legend of Earl Mann and brought together a community of people who had no idea that others like them existed.
IWTFTB: I Want To Fight Tom Brady
Created the greatest comment storm in the history of the site. There's nothing better than pissing of Patriots' fans
The 'Stache: Can the 'stache Out Project Mel Kiper?
I still can't believe this didn't get more attention. The 'stache not only out-projected Mel Kiper, but every single talking head in the country. How much money does Kiper get payed a year?

First, I want to apologize to anyone who checked this site over the past couple months. We should’ve addressed this a long time ago. I’m the type of guy who still can’t understand why my dad sold his 1983 Mazda, which smelled like rotting bananas, 13 years ago. I have a tough time letting go.

I won’t go too in depth on my reasons for not posting, but it revolves around a combination of lack of new material and a realization that taking an hour or two (at least) every day writing things or following the latest blog war was not going to be beneficial to my actual job. Mostly the latter. Growing up sucks.

Anyway, I really liked how Will Leitch left Deadspin with the “Screw it, I don’t need to hold back anymore” approach. So I thought I would finish up with some "exciting" behind the scenes tidbits.

- The Pittsburgh blogosphere needs more guys like Tec, Cotter, and The Pensblog Staff. These guys would be posting regardless of if anyone was actually reading. They’re accessible and go out of their way to connect to their readers and their fellow bloggers. I'm sure I'm forgetting others, but these guys made the blogging community fun.

- The emails back and forth between my fellow bloggers were as fun to read and write as the actual posts. Especially at the beginning, there was an air of “Hey, we can make it big!” drive that made each email seem so important.

-I can’t stand Mondesi’s House. Don’t get me wrong, Don is a great guy and helped us get our start. He is also one of the hardest working bloggers out there who has another “real” job. But the articles are self-serving and the purpose of the site seems just as driven by money and fame rather than the for the love of the game (rhyme unintended). Remember when he interviewed Art Rooney Jr.?

“For me, I've been lucky enough to have several memorable occasions that have helped put this site "on the map" to some degree.”

Your blog was built on drunk athlete photos and top 10 lists. None of them memorable.

“As you may know, I bleed black and gold. It's quite a serious condition, although it's fairly common in our area. I love anything and everything involving Pittsburgh sports. It fuels my passion for this site, a passion that increases exponentially when realizing how many like-minded followers of these same teams can share in my words.”

That entire paragraph was so over the top, so self-serving, cliche-filled that I had to take a breather before I could continue the first time I read the article.

“I've had the pleasure to meet a number of sports legends in my young life. Mario Lemieux. Dan Marino. Bill Mazeroski. Joe Montana. All up-close-and-personal.”

Name dropping? Really?

“He then added that he was close friends with a professor named Richard Easton - the very same man whose encouragement during his challenging composition course helped inspire the writer you see today.”

This was the worst offender, but almost every major piece, especially the Deadspin season previews, started with “Remember how awesome it was the last time I did this? Well, it was so awesome that I decided to do it again. “ Its remarkable his Steelers’ season preview this year wasn’t a top 250 list in honor of Pittsburgh’s 250th birthday.

-In the same way Lamar Woodley is that perfect hybrid LB/DE, Dejan Kovacevic at the PG is the ideal blogger/journalist. The guy works tremendously hard, uses his access in the right way, and may be the best writer at the paper. Who knows what’s going to happen to the Post-Gazette, but a key component to their survival should be finding and retaining versatile writers like Dejan.

-Ditto for Seth at Empty Netters.

-If you ever start a blog, take it slow. At the beginning no one is reading, anyway. There was a time we were posting three times a day. This blog could’ve survived another 3 or 4 months if we would’ve just spread it out more.

We started this as a way to keep in touch with each other, and although we never made it into the blogger big leagues, it was easily one of the most enjoyable and addicting things I’ve ever encountered. There’s a certain rush associated with that first link on Deadspin, when you see your sitemeter stats go nuts, getting called out by an astute commenter, or hearing how much a reader enjoyed a piece. There are definitely things I would have done differently, and maybe a few years down the line we’ll try a restart. Who knows.

I want to end with a few cheesy words for my fellow bloggers. Lord knows they’re the only ones reading at this point.

To I Want to Fight Tom Brady (formerly known as Pirate in Search of Nutting’s Chest): Whenever you wrote an article it always seemed to stir up the crazies, and in blogging that’s a valuable talent to have. The Tom Brady article will live in infamy. My only regret is that the fight never actually happened.

To the ‘Stache: You were the heart and sole of our Steelers blogging, out kipper-ing Mel Kiper, and generally dropping knowledge on us week in week out. You kept this blog afloat last fall and as long as you could these past couple months.

To Pat: You brought credibility to the blog with writing that was worthy of a much more prominent platform. Honestly, you carried this thing. The emails over the summer of ’07 often made my day. Hopefully our travails in setting this thing up will be useful in your next critically acclaimed blog, Run Off.

So I guess that’s it. Thanks again for reading.

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And so it goes. It hasn't been fun - it's been hysterical, and it's fitting that in these last words, Pat rambled on, the 'Stache got right to the point, IWTFTB ripped on people, and Sam was the only one who stuck to the predetermined format of picking favorite posts. All of our loose ends are tied up (though we'd love to know who Wieters was...like, seriously, tell us, so we can sleep at night... doubtaboutit@gmail.com ). Thanks to the friends who supported us, the readers who gave us help/gave us crap, and the bloggers/journalists/writers who helped the site grow. It's impossible to sum up this blog into one final sentence. A video we've used before almost seems more appropriate...

Don't do it...

Don't do it...

'Stache will kill you...

Don't do it...

Just say goodbye...

## Wednesday, December 17, 2008

### Update

By Monday we will have a statement regarding the site. Promise.

See you then.

## Tuesday, November 11, 2008

### I'm Not Sayin, I'm Just Sayin'...

Nothing will completely erase the pain from last June. Seeing a team skate with the Stanley Cup on your home ice hurts.

No one will be able to keep the Red Wings down for very long this season. That is a stellar team with a cast of role players whose abilities cover the entire range of hockey skill. When the Penguins made it 5-4 tonight, they shook it off like it was no big deal and made it 6-4.

But...

However...

And yet...

I can't even begin the this paragraph in any appropriate way. I'm trying to stifle such conflicting emotions. It's a regular season game, chill. Then how come the DAI writers were shouting throughout the third period like it was Game 5 all over again? There is no such thing as a statement game in November. Umm, that's not what you said last year. Chris Osgood is atrocious, was exposed as a fraud tonight, and his slow-as-molasses shift across the crease made on the final shot of the game only illustrates how beatable this team is. Chris Osgood is atrocious, was exposed as a fraud tonight, and his slow-as-molasses shift across the crease made on the final shot of the game only illustrates how beatable this team is.

Chris Osgood, thank you for diving like a soccer goalie/doing some sort of strange salsa dance on the last play of the game. Thank you for being old, slow, and apparently unable to make a simple shift across the crease when Jordan Staal makes a 2-1 pass about 40 feet from the net.

Jordan Staal, thank you for reminding everyone that you are 20 and that you are capable of freakish things, freakish in this case being defined as "events ranging from mind-numbing scoring droughts to third-period hat tricks aginst the NHL's best team".

Commenters at Abel to Yzerman, thank you for these. I cherish them. Page 9-11 are particularly wonderful.

Thank you to both teams for both providing the NHL's best game of the season.

Thank you to Joe Louis Arena for providing another great Penguins victory.

Wow, what a night. It's only the regular season. It's only November. We might lose every single game from here on out.

But remember the Thanksgiving Game from last Year.

I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin...

## Sunday, November 9, 2008

### Because Brittle Bones Asked for a Post

You know, I really do kinda feel bad for John McCain. Barack Obama practically trademarked Hope, Change, and verbs like Can in this past election. There wasn't much else for Maverick John to run with. Yes We Can became the country's rallying cry. Those three words may have changed the election. Was there anything John could have done to counteract the steamroller that was the Yes We Can campaign? Perhaps his own three words galvanize the American people?

I sure as hell would have voted for a Ducks Fly Together campaign slogan.

Because I have nothing else to add, I salute everyone who has bet against The Tennessee Volunteers this year. It's been a thrill ride that I will not soon forget. I actually had serious conversations with IWTFTB earlier this week about if we could find a money-line for 27 point underdog Wyoming. I have never been more confident about anything in my life than Wyoming beating Tennessee yesterday. The networks had "Upset Alerts" about it all day, but mark my words readers, that was no upset. That was a cash grab.

## Tuesday, November 4, 2008

### The Last Dance II

For all the McCain supporters:

The 1-minute mark is gold.

## Friday, October 31, 2008

### And Only How Many Games Have Been Played?

The Pens suck. We aren't making the playoffs. We should definitely pull the trigger on that Letang-Staal-1st rounder for Kovalchuk deal that was all over the airwaves today. We should probably trade Crosby for Ramzi Abid too. I mean, it'd be a steal with Sid being hurt and all.

Feel relaxed now? Good, you should. Maybe you have forgotten that the Penguins were awful at the start of the season last year. Awful. And last season turned out alright. Who is even playing that bad for the Penguins right now? And by bad I mean dreadful? I could go through tons of analysis, but let's try a simple experiment. I'll name a player and give you the first thought that comes into my head for them. Play along and try to keep it to a single word. I am going to write this next section in under 60 seconds...

Letang - evolving
Eaton - shaky
Sydor - uncanny at keepin the puck in the o-zone
Satan - garbage shoveler
Fleury - validation
orpik - decent
Fedotenko - Dupuis
Dupuis - Fedotenko
TK - getting his own shots
Crosby - Crosby
Staal - playing tight
Goddard/Cooke - corner warriors
Sabourin - solid
Goligoski - coming along
Zigamanis - pleasant
Talbot - Fu.Man.Chu
Sykora - Recchi
Bissonnette - nose breaker
Scuderi - Yeoman's work
Gill - unlucky

Do you see "unbearably bad" anywhere? No. People are freaking about Staal, but the kid is in a contract year...and he's 20. You worked at Pizza Hut when you were 20. You did not have millions of dollars on the line 3 years into your first job.

The only guy I got stuck on and didn't include was Malkin. He's undefinable at this point. Just when you think it looks like he is sulking, he's racing over to tackle a teammate that scored. Just when you are wondering how it is humanly possible for a player to maintain puck possession on the offensive boards for 15 seconds, you realize he probably should have passed it 65 different times. He loafs on D in the final seconds of the Rangers game. He breaks up a 2 on 1 last night in Phoenix. He has his hand in almost every PP goal. He completely disregards any type of setup on the PP and rifles every puck he gets at the net.

In the end, you know you are lucky to have him on your team though. You know he will deliver. Just like the Penguins. Which is why no one should be worrying right now.

## Monday, October 27, 2008

### Next time you might want to put the security cameras on sturdier structures

(Yes, it took my Penn State homerism to come back from "retirement". I'm sure this post doesn't make up for it.)

While this video is probably the best of the youtubes put up of the riots in State College after the 13-6 Nittany Lion victory on Saturday night, none quite do the justice that the mace-filled video does at the Collegian website (second video down in the list.)

Reaction to the game has been mixed, as there are already those out there (1 2) decrying the weak Big Ten schedule and assuming that Penn State will just follow in line with OSU's poor showing the past two national championships.

The Big 12 and the SEC are better conferences than the Big 10. Without a doubt. The NFC East is better than the AFC North. That doesn't stop the Steelers from hanging with what many people consider the top team in that division and in the league. There's no logic in complaining about an undefeated Penn State team going to the national championship game over a 1-loss SEC or Big 12 team. The system, first and foremost, rewards wins, so it rewards an easy schedule. If you can go undefeated with a tougher schedule, the system rewards you more. Which is why Texas and Alabama should be playing Miami if they both win out. In both cases, the system just sucks.

But Penn State and Joe Paterno can't lose, assuming they finish out these last three games. If Texas or Alabama falter they're playing for the national championship. If they go undefeated and don't get in, the bitching heard from a million middle aged white men in Penn State turtlenecks will not let this die. Ever. For non-Penn State fans,the potential of having to watch a subpar championship game for a few hours is better than endless mentions of "they screwed us in '08!" declarations on message boards, blogs, radio shows and TV for the next decade. Yet, if there was one chance for the BSC system to be altered to a plus-1 or playoff system in future years this would be it.

This is likely Joe's last year. The stars are aligning too perfectly for it not to be. Either way this plays out his legacy will be either that of one last total victory or potentially altering the entire landscape of the game. Seems appropriate to me.

## Sunday, October 26, 2008

### State of the Union

Yes, we are alive. No, we haven't shut down the blog.

But...

But...

Things have changed - that tends to happen after a year and a half. Sure, we've survived some interesting situations before. Our writers have been in Pittsburgh, New York City, Columbus, State College, and elsewhere. Somehow, the site kept going.

And now, the four writers of this here site are all in Pittsburgh. You would think this is a good thing for Doubt About It. Local announcers, local atmosphere, local papers...we should be more on the beat. And believe me, we are. Rob Scuderi taking a puck to the chest in the crease does not show up in the papers.

The thing is, we talk about this stuff all the time now. At work, at lunch, at the bar, on the weekends - by the time I even think to write a blog post about how Nate Washington bugs me, I've already talked about it ad nauseum with Sam, the 'Stache, IWTFTB, and anyone else I've run into. Writing posts used to be how the four writers communicated with one another. Now, they feel like a summation of a night's conversation.

Is that corny? Yup. Does it completely ignore our responsibilities to our readers that have been more than kind to us during our stint? Yes maam. But there is no point in us throwing up garbage just for the sake of keeping the blog alive. If a blog comes across as lacking passion or a unique voice, you shouldnt waste time reading it. We don't want to be one of those blogs.

So, "what happens now?", you ask. Maybe this is the last post ever on Doubt About It. Maybe the stache report comes in Tuesday and life moves on as if the past three weeks never happened. Maybe we blow this thing up, wait til we are hungry to write again, and then start anew. I really cant say. As IWTFTB likes to say, "The shareholders are still mulling over options".

Irregardless, we don't say this enough: thanks, to everyone for everything. This is not a "thank you and good night!", but a general thanks for the support and the emails ("is the 'Stache' actually Joe the Plumber and now he is too busy to write?"). At some point, we'll figure out what is going on here and let you know.

Big one for the Steelers today. J. Staal and I will be there. Sam might find a way to sneak in. We'll see what happens.

We'll see.

## Tuesday, October 7, 2008

### The Stache Report: Week 5

- That’s two games in a row that Mewelde Moore has come up huge. He registered 99 yards on the ground, and had a couple more clutch catches. He’s our Kevin Faulk, with the way he can catch the ball out of the backfield, move the chains, and spot start in a pinch. And they signed him at a bargain rate (3 years, $4.95 million,$2 million signing bonus). These smart, savvy moves are what separate the Steelers from teams like the Raiders ($50 million for Javon Walker?) - You want to talk about quality depth? How about churning out 124 yards rushing with your #3 and #4 RB’s? How about Darnell Stapleton stepping up and playing a quality game (check out the first offensive play from scrimmage for the Steelers, where Stapleton blew open a huge hole for Moore). How about having 2/3 of your starting defensive line out and holding Fred Taylor and Maurice Jones-Drew to a combined 15 carries for 26 yards? Moore, Russell, Stapleton, Travis Kirschke, Chris Hoke, and Orpheus Roye deserve big time kudos after this game. - For one week at least, the Nate Washington haters can be quieted. That was a sick double move he pulled to get wide open, and Ben sold it beautifully with the pump. For all the flack he takes for not being able to catch, by my recollection the guy only has one drop (against Houston) which you still can barely count since it would have been a pretty amazing catch. The guy makes plays when given the opportunity. Now, I wouldn't mind seeing Sweed get a little bit of time ahead of Dallas Baker. Can someone tell me what exactly Baker brings to the table? - A virtuoso performance by Big Ben. He doesn't practice all week, gets shot up on Thursday, and he comes out and destroys the Jaguars. He wasn't going to let us lose this game. You want to know who he reminds me of? Steve McNair in his prime. McNair always had some time of ailment and would never practice during the week, but then he would show up on Sunday, break tackles, make huge plays, and will his team to victory. Ben is worth every penny of that$102 million.

- The day Rashean Mathis retires can't come soon enough. I've never seen one individual player kill a team so much. He will be hence referred to as "Rashean Mathis, Steeler-killer."

- Did John Madden really call Troy Polamalu the best tackler in the NFL? I love Troy, but tackling sure isn't one of his stronger suits.

- Is it me or his Hines dropping two passes or so each game? Although, you could say he more than makes up for it with his blocking and ability to get under the opponent's skin. I'm pretty sure everyone in the city of Jacksonville, including the players, absolutely despise Hines Ward right now.

- Aaron Smith, James Harrison, LaMarr Woodley, Bryant McFadden, Troy Polamalu. These five are playing lights out right now, and they're the biggest reason why this defense is one of the best in the NFL.

- The officiating was atrocious. The PI call on Ike Taylor early in the game was iffy. The Jaguars offensive line was holding Harrison and Woodley almost every play. The roughing the passer call on Harrison was one of the worst calls I've ever seen, and I'm not exaggerating. I will say that the late hit on Clark was legit, but still, it was a piss-poor effort by the zebras.

- I asked for it last week, so I was happy to see the no-huddle make a significant appearance. Ben seems extremely comfortable using it, and it makes it harder for the defense to make substitutions and get fresh pass rushers. While were on the subject of offensive play-calling, there is one formation I absolutely hate: the bunch formation. It's rarely successful, and it's harder for Ben to read the blitz because everyone on the defense is so clustered together. If you're gonna go 4-wide, spread them out and give Ben the opportunity to diagnose who is blitzing pre-snap.

- When Marvel Smith went out with cramps, the Steelers inserted Trai Essex to take his place. The situation involving the $7 million dollar man has turned from odd to downright puzzling. - 4-1 going into the bye week, which will allow us to get healthier. The return of Parker and Keisel are imminent. All in all, were sitting pretty good right now. AROUND THE NFL: Bears-Lions: The Bears might actually win the NFC North, and Kyle Orton might actually be looking like a real NFL quarterback. Falcons-Packers: I'm shocked the Falcons are 3-2. Matty Ice has been better than advertised. Dolphins-Chargers: And I'm shocked that the Dolphins are 2-2. Ronnie Brown has been excellent, and so has their Peezy-led defense. Giants-Seahawks: Don't fool yourself. The Seahawks lost to the Giants 44-6 because of the refs. Just like Super Bowl XL. Yeah, that's the ticket. Titans-Ravens: A defensive slugfest. When crunch time came, Kerry Collins made the plays needed to be made and Joe Flacco did not. Colts-Texans: A potential season-saver for the Colts and a meltdown for the Texans. 21 points in 2:10? Unbelievable. Panthers-Chiefs: The Panthers were missing both of their starting offensive tackles. And they still put up 205 yards rushing. That speaks to how awful the Chiefs defense played. Redskins-Eagles: More impressive than the Redskins 4-1 start is the fact that they've already played all three NFC East teams on the road and are 2-1 in those contests. Broncos-Buccaneers: If only the Broncos defense could play like that every game. I'm still skeptical. Cowboys-Bengals: The Bengals are proving that the talent difference across the NFL isn't that big. They've taken two of the best teams in the NFL in the Giants and Cowboys down to the wire, both on the road. The Bengals are 0-5, and the Giants and Cowboys are 4-0 and 4-1, respectively. Cardinals-Bills: The Bills need a healthy Trent Edwards if they want to go anywhere this season. They've tried the J.P. Losman experiment already, and it failed. Patriots-49ers: I'm still scared of this New England team. Even with Matt Cassel. Don't chalk up that trip to New England in early December as a win. Don't even think about. Vikings-Saints: Reggie Bush. Wow. And it still wasn't enough. ## Friday, October 3, 2008 ### Stream of Consciousness Friday Man, I should have gotten that Penguins preview done for today. Moving into an apartment made that virtually impossible though. I'll have to get it on the site after the games in Stockholm. Maybe Sam will do the Picks Table at some point today. Probably not, cause he is lazy, which is why I am taking the opposite of all his picks this week. There are a million times that I should have absolutely tore into a Shelly Anderson column, but I didnt want people to think I am a chauvinist. She could atleast spell the guy's name right. I'm sure that will read "Pesonen" in the near future, but as of right now it reads "Pesonon". Whatever. Have a weekend. A good one, at that. ## Wednesday, October 1, 2008 ### Thank You, Lanny In a town that has been fortunate to have Myron Cope and Mike Lange as announcers, it is easy to overlook Lanny Fratarre's contributions. It is even easier to do so when you think about how bad the Pirates have been for so long. The few times I have run into him over the years, he has been nothing but classy, and for an organization that doesn't have a whole lot to hang its hat on nowadays, it was nice to see a guy like Lanny go to such great extent to support the team and it's image. Today it was announced that Lanny is retiring. I always felt that Go Ball Get Outta Here! was an underused and underappreciated home run call. And it goes without saying that "There was noooo doubt about it!" has a special meaning for us, even if that meaning is covered in Ronny Paulino-sized chunks of irony and sarcasm. So raise one high for Lanny Fratarre tonight - he was a supporter of the Pirates through bad times, a steady voice in a market of super-star level announcers, and perhaps most importantly...he wasn't Greg Brown. Ok, harsh. But I havent forgotten La-La-La-La-Roche just yet. ### The Stache Report: Week 4 - It took a multitude of injuries, but the Steelers finally started to utilize their new toy, Mewelde Moore. Through the first three games the guy had zero catches, inexcusable for a guy who caught 46 passes two years ago before being phased out of the offense in Minnesota with the emergence of Adrian Peterson. Moore showed how lethal he could be out of the backfield, nabbing three balls, none bigger than his 24-yarder in overtime to get into field goal range. Look for him to be incorporated more into the offense now that the depth at running back has been depleted. - That depleted backfield illustrates how quickly things can change in the NFL. Before the season started the Steelers boasted one of the strongest running back stables in the NFL with Willie Parker, Rashard Mendenhall, and Mewelde Moore. Injuries to Parker and Mendenhall leave Moore, an unproven Gary Russell, and a recently re-signed Dump Truck as the primary options Sunday night against Jacksonville. I’m thinking Russell may get the start, with Moore being worked in. If Carey Davis can recover in time from a sprained ankle he’ll see some time as well. - I don’t necessarily think the preseason is useless, but Troy Polamalu is making a strong case against that train of thought. The guy didn’t play a down during the exhibitions, and it allowed him to get fully healthy. He’s playing unbelievable ball right now, twice coming from out of nowhere Monday night to bat down deep passes that could have resulted in sizable gains for Baltimore. - Anyone else want to see more of the no-huddle? I think Ben is more comfortable in it. The best thing is it allows him to get to the line of scrimmage with enough time on the play clock for him to survey the defense. Too often it seems like the Steelers are pressing to get the play off when they go to their conventional offense. Yet it always seems like they only go to the no-huddle when they’re down and in desperation mode. Once I’d like to see them do it early in a game when that’s not the case. - Look, I feel bad for Kendall Simmons. I really do. A torn Achilles is as bad as it gets for football players. That said, this line will be better without him. It looks like they’ll go with Stapleton or Essex at guard, but the more prudent move in my opinion is to eventually slide Colon inside to guard and let the$7 million dollar man earn his money at right tackle.

- James Harrison must love Monday Nights. After last season’s performance against the Ravens, he chipped in with 2.5 sacks and a forced fumble on Monday. That fumble was picked up and returned for a touchdown by LaMarr Woodley, who by the way also had 1.5 sacks. These two could both be on their way to the Pro Bowl this season if they keep this up. They’re on pace to combine for 36 sacks themselves alone this season, and are the best duo at outside linebacker the Steelers have had in some time.

- I know it’s only four games, but I don’t find myself holding my breath on kickoffs and punts anymore. The coverage teams have done an outstanding job thus far. Let’s hope they can keep it up. And while we're talking special teams, Jeff Reed proved once again that he is money.

- Quick look ahead to next week: Jacksonville has had our number as of late. They’ve won the last four meetings, using a brand of physical football. That might be more difficult this time around. Jacksonville has been decimated by injuries along their interior offensive line, and their run game isn’t in optimum shape as a result. This puts more pressure on David Garrard, who willed his team to victory on Sunday against the Texans. That will be more difficult to do against the Steelers, obviously. On defense, the Jaguars haven’t generated the type of pass rush to take advantage of a lackluster Steelers O-line. They’ve totaled only five sacks as a team thus far. Rashean Mathis left Sunday’s game with a bruised shin and did not return. His status for Sunday’s game is not known as of yet, but his absence would be a huge boost to us. He’s been an absolute Steeler-killer in the past. One thing that worries me: having a short week coming off an overtime slugfest with an extremely physical Ravens team.

AROUND THE NFL:

Falcons-Panthers: Muhsin Muhammad didn’t look like he was 35 on Sunday

Browns-Bengals: Why oh why did CBS stick those of us in western Pennsylvania with this piece of shit? Newsflash CBS, I don’t care if they’re in the AFC North, these teams both suck and I don’t want to watch them.

Texans-Jaguars: Steve Slaton is becoming a pretty dangerous weapon for that Houston offense.

Broncos-Chiefs: I said last week that the Broncos couldn’t keep winning with atrocious defensive play. And they didn’t, falling to the hapless Chiefs.

49ers-Saints: Drew Brees is good. Really good.

Cardinals-Jets: Every now and then, Kurt Warner has a game where he turns the ball over approximately 4,268 times. That game came on Sunday.

Packers-Buccaneers: I know the Buccaneers are 3-0 with him, but in the long-run does Brian Griese really give Tampa Bay the better chance to win than Jeff Garcia?

Vikings-Titans: Merrill Hoge can barely contain his excitement over the Vince Young-less 4-0 Tennessee Titans.

Chargers-Raiders: Gamblers got the ultimate backdoor cover when LaDainian Tomlinson sprinted his way to the endzone in the final minute or so.

Bills-Rams: The Marc Bulger for Trent Green switch reeked of desperation from the get-go. As expected, Scott Linehan didn’t finish the season. Hell, he didn’t even get to the halfway mark.

Redskins-Cowboys: That Monday Nighter against Washington is looking a little bit tougher today. Maybe Harrison can have like 10 sacks that night.

Eagles-Bears: Kids, don’t gamble. It’s not worth going through the pain myself and IWTFTB experienced Sunday night.

## Monday, September 29, 2008

### Week 4 (Gambling) Roundup

Update: I have been meaning to point this out for weeks, and this Thomas Friedman article reminded me of it. John Buccigross' season ending column from June looks pretty damn prescient given the country's economic problems. Kind of like Friedman's article, only months earlier and from a non-expert. Bucci in '12 anyone?

- My strategy on the picks table this weekend was borne from laziness: simply take the opposite of what someone else takes. Now, given Sam's horrible track record, it would have been a no brainer to take the opposite of his picks. I even told him this. But since Sam takes the effort to actually put the whole thing together, I didn't want to rub it in his face so I told him "just give me the opposite of what the stache takes". And of course the 'Stache practically runs the table one me...

- Except for one game, one rather important game to the 'Stache and IWTFTB. For those of you who gambled on the Eagles-Bears game last night, you were treated to one of those most unpredictable, awful, turnover-prone games in recent memory. TWICE there were back-to-back turnovers, as in, the Eagles threw an interception one play then the Bears threw an interception on the very next play. There was a fourth quarter, four down goaline stand by the Bears. There was Devin Hester doing Devin Hester things, and Desean Jackson taking one step closer to becoming the most Hit or Miss Player in the NFL. Oh, and the game clock wasn't working for patches of the fourth quarter, which was positively maddening. Needless to say, I am glad I parted ways with the Stache and IWTFTB before things in the fourth quarter got particularly hideous for them.

- When the lines came out last week, the 'Stache and I both commented that everyone and their brother would be taking a Broncos-Bills teaser. This practically guaranteed that either the Chiefs or Rams would win (the Chiefs did). In a strange way, the NFL has almost become predictable in its unpredictability. Well, except for the Rams, who are striving to break their "failed to cover" streak from last year.

- The following video has nothing to do with gambling, unless you are betting on Lane Kiffin getting fired. What is the work place equivalent of Lane Kiffin sending out Janikowski for a 76 yarder - showing up to a staff meeting naked? Proposing at the company budget meeting that an extra 76k go towards buying an African Elephant for the office? The possibilities are endless. For the NFL though, nothing quite says "Terminate me" quite like this:

## Thursday, September 25, 2008

### I Think Zierlein is Watching Porn Again...

...Cause he sure as hell wasn't watching tape of last Sunday's Eagles game.

According to Steelers tackle Willie Colon, the offensive line received decent grades despite allowing a season-high nine sacks in Sunday's 15-6 loss at Philadelphia. "We graded well, surprisingly," Colon said Wednesday. "Ask the coaches, the O-line did a pretty decent job. There were a lot of communication issues. As a line, we had some big errors. I had a big one. Two other guys had big ones. Those kind of stood out the most."
I'm sorry, what? Are you fucking kidding me? Here's a refresher.

(Video courtesy of Kissing Suzy Kolber)

You know what, I change my mind. A+ effort boys.

## Monday, September 22, 2008

### The Stache Report: Week 3

I’ll make this short and sweet since both you and I want to forget about this game as soon as fucking possible.

- The offensive line gets a big, fat, F. I don’t need to explain why, anyone who watched that game saw it.

- Play-calling was atrocious. Where was the run in the first half? What happened to the quick passing game? The very first play from scrimmage for the Steelers was a quick out to Heath, and we never really saw any of that the rest of the day. Rather, we saw slow-developing, five and seven-step dropbacks that had no chance in the face of a blitz like that. Why play right into the Eagles hands?

- Worst playcall of the day: a toss sweep to Carey fucking Davis from the shadow of our own end-zone. Seriously… a toss-sweep backed up AT YOUR OWN GOALLINE… TO YOUR FULLBACK! Think about how asinine that is.

- That Troy Polamalu guy is pretty good, huh? What a sweet, one-handed interception.

- This was one of Ben’s worst games. To be sure, this is largely due to the lack of protection he received. But when the opposing defense is sending seven or eight guys, there should be someone open. Ben has a tendency to hold onto the ball way too long, and yesterday it hurt us.

- Casey Hampton injured his groin yesterday and could miss some time. With Keisel already out, it only makes things worse. We can ill afford to lose anymore bodies along the defensive line.

- That’s two great games in a row for McFadden. Please pay the man, Dan Rooney! (which I know isn’t imminent since the Steelers refuse to negotiate in-season.)

- Sorry Mike Tomlin, but I can’t agree with you. When you’re down 15-6, with 40 seconds left and it’s 4th and 10 from the Eagles 22-yard line, you kick the field goal and try an onside kick. That was the obvious decision to me.

- Finally, as bad as this loss was, let’s keep it in perspective. Losing to one of the best teams in the NFC on the road by single-digits is nothing to be ashamed about. Obviously, the way we lost the game makes it worse, but in the end it’s a loss against an NFC team that will have absolutely no bearing on any tie-breaker scenarios when playoff time comes around. Let’s hope the Steelers can get their shit together and re-take the AFC North throne next week against Baltimore on Monday Night Football.

AROUND THE NFL:

Chiefs-Falcons: Did I give the Chiefs too much credit when I said they’d finish 2-14 in my season preview? Oh, and Tyler Thigpen’s first half stat-line: 2/13, 13 yards, 0 TD’s, 2 INT’s. Maybe we should call him Tyler Leaf?

Raiders-Bills: Gotta give Oakland credit. Traveling all the way from the west-coast for their second road game in a row, I thought they would have no chance against a Buffalo team that plays tough at home. They must be playing hard for Lane Kiffin (who may or may not have been fired by the time you read this.)

Buccaneers-Bears: 67 pass attempts for Brian Griese. Unbelievable. If you told me that before the game I would have said there’s no way the Buccaneers would win.

Panthers-Vikings: The Tarvaris Jackson-free era is off to a 1-0 start.

Dolphins-Patriots: How many fantasy football owners want to stab themselves for having Ronnie Brown on the bench this week? And how fun was it to see the Patriots lose at home to a team that went 1-15 last year?

Bengals-Giants:
Getting the sense that this might be a long year for the Bengals? Yeah, me too.

Texans-Titans: It’s amazing how much more I like this Tennessee team with Kerry Collins at the helm rather than Vince Young. That Titans defense is scary good.

Cardinals-Redskins: How good is the NFC East? The Redskins are supposedly the weakest of the quartet, and they look pretty good and are sitting at 2-1. Overall, the NFC East is sporting a 10-2 record.

Saints-Broncos: Denver’s offense is on fire, and that’s all well and good. But they cannot and will not keep winning if their defense keeps playing like they have.

Lions-49ers: Matt Millen should be fired. It’s time. What a sad product the Lions are trotting out.

Rams-Seahawks: And yet, the Rams are trotting out an even worse product. They’ve been outscored 116-29 in their first three games. Are you kidding me?

Browns-Ravens: Wait, the Browns are still supposed to win the AFC North, right?

Jaguars-Colts: What a huge, come from behind win for a desperate Jacksonville team over their bitter rivals.

Cowboys-Packers: Dallas is the best team in football right now.

Jets-Chargers: Tony Kornheiser- “Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre."

## Sunday, September 21, 2008

### Picks Table: Week 3

Could be an ugly week. We picked the same on 6 games this week, look for a 1-5 or 2-4 record in those games.

## Friday, September 19, 2008

### La-la-la-la-la ----Shut The Hell UP!!!

I don't know what's worse... Me finding this clip while I was surfing Pittsburghpirates.com or the clip itself.

It's respectable that Greg Brown can remain excited about Pirate's baseball at this point in the season, but I would probably respect him more if he just became an alcoholic, much like Harry Doyle (Bob Uecker) in 'Major League' the movie.

"Back goes Vaughn, he'll need a rocket up his ass to catch this one"

Anyway, here it is, one of the gayest moments in play-by-play history.

I fixed the link by the way...sorry to those of you who watched a meaningless Pirate clip.

## Thursday, September 18, 2008

### Pirates, Penguins, and Peezy

I cannot remember he last time I covered football, baseball, and hockey in one post. So here is a quick post to try and make up for that...
- As the 'stache alluded to earlier, three members of DAI went to Monday night's Dodgers-Pirates showdown. And by "showdown", I of course mean that the Pirates "showed" the Dodgers why they belong so far "down" in the standings. We had four freebies, didn't get to PNC until the second inning, and in trying to give the last ticket away to the first person we saw, we had what could be considered the defining conversation of the 2008 Pirates campaign...
SCENE - Three DAI writers approach homeplate entrance, seek out passerby
Me: Hey man, here's a ticket. Seriously, take it. We have an extra, I'd like you to have it.
Man: Oh, thanks, it's ok though, we just left.
Farewell, 2008 Pittsburgh Pirates.
- All sorts of Penguins training camp posts across the internet today. I've been to Penguins training camp, and regardless of what anyone says, you cannot predict anything based on training camp efforts. I though Michael Sivek looked unstoppable one year. That's right: UNSTOPPABLE. Michael Sivek. I rest my case. So I really can't get too excited about what even the msot credible of people (Jesse, Seth, Therrien, anyone) see at training camp. I did, however, get excited when I saw this post about Satan's production from Empty Netters a few days ago.
- Lastly, guess who is running his mouth again. Seriously, take five seconds and make an educated guess. You will be right. I guarantee it. Just like Joey Porter all but guaranteed the Dolphin's first victory against the Patriots this weekend by saying that "it will be good to get our first victory".

Oh Peezy. When will you learn. But how can I ever be mad at you after this?

## Wednesday, September 17, 2008

### Finding Forrester, if Forrester's Name was Earl Mann

What appears below was originally published on Faceoff Factor as part of their Penguins season preview series. We were grateful for the opportunity to participate in the series once again and because we are lazy, we are going to recreate that post here. If you want to get amped up about the Pens, go to FF every day. You will need a sedative to calm yourself afterwards.

Everything that follows is a true story....
Faceoff-Factor’s coverage is so comprehensive that there really is no point in us stopping by their season preview simply to throw in our generic two cents. Last year, we previewed the season by channeling the voice and absurdity of Earl Mann. This year, we went for broke. We sought out Earl Mann for an interview. The results were shocking.

Earl Mann is an elusive legend, my friends. He scoffs at the internet. Wikipedia cannot possibly hold his resonant voice. Like the “Against the Odds” and “One From the Heart” videos themselves, Mann is a hard-to-find commodity, and I like this. It makes it that much cooler when you encounter someone who is familiar with his Penguins-related work. For the purpose of getting an interview with him, well, it makes things difficult.

Calls to the Penguins and NFL Films were not returned, although they are hardly to blame. We came up with the idea to interview Earl Mann on a Friday with a Sunday deadline, so it really isn’t their fault for not getting back to us (and we’ll keep you posted if they do). Calls were placed to our Penguins “sources in the know”, but let’s just say that the realm of “the know” doesn’t preoccupy itself with movie narrators.

With the prospect of interviewing Mann waning, we turned our efforts elsewhere. Earl Mann is obviously the baritone heartbeat of the movies he narrates, but it’s not like he actually wrote what he said, which begs the question: who wrote that stuff anyways? Brass of a river boat gambler, war horse with hands of silk – who gets the credit? We cued up the end of “Against the Odds” and waited for the credits. After “Narrator: Earl Mann”, a familiar name scrolled by, a name that seemed to sit on the back flap of a book you used to have read to you at age five. A name familiar for reasons that seemed lost in your childhood.

Stuart R. Ross.

Why did this name ring a bell and why did I never notice it before?

The first Google hit on his name revealed the mind-boggling truth: Stuart R. Ross was the man responsible for bringing the smurfs to America. Just let that sink in for a moment. The man who penned the greatest videos in the history of championship DVDs was also responsible for turning the word “Smurf” into a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, etc. And apparently, according to the link above, he is an extortionist who wrangles money from his son-in-law with voicemails like these: “You have been a discourteous prick to Stuart Jackson (Ross’ lawyer). I am going to continue to harass you. I am going to call you every day – four or five times a day – I am going to keep calling – I will continue to harass you.”

Before I could decide if this made the Penguins DVDs more magical, more hilarious, or just plain creepier, I had to make sure that I had the right Stuart R. Ross. I traced his career across the internet as best I could, discovering along the way that he produced movies on Wayne Gretzky and the 1990 New York Rangers. I needed proof though, and I was running out of sources.
Trapped, with no one to turn to, I faked a look at Wikipedia and banked in my definitive proof off of MSN movies: Stuart Ross had worked with Earl Mann. Elvis just left the building, folks. The Penguins movies were written by the same man who made the Smurfs an American phenomenon. No wonder we went back to the Powder Blue jerseys.

Now…what does any of this have to do with the 2008-09 Penguins campaign? Only Stuart R. Ross and his lawyers know for sure. While I think virtually everyone is excited to see if Malkin and Crosby (gasp…double gasp) get better and if Cooke is as entertaining a presence as Laraque, I keep coming back to three questions that I’ll be looking for solutions to. As BlueBuddies.com says, “everyone in Smurf Village turns to Papa Smurf when things go awry. Papa is always busy making magical spells and potions in his laboratory.”

So, here are my Three Wishes for Papa Smurf, issues I would like the Stuart R. Ross-funded leader of the Smurfs to address via magical spells, potions, and… ok let’s just stop right here. This is getting a little weird.

1. Please figure out all this Jordan Staal business. No one knows exactly where he is going to fit in, how he’ll perform, if he’ll re-sign, etc. Make him comfortable on the first or second line, have him produce, and have him re-sign. Thanks.

2. Make Pesonen a stud. This is highly unrealistic given that he played on rinks the size of Ilya Kovalchuk’s ego, but if he is even just a solid third liner, I’d be pretty pleased. Of course, you could make him a fifty goal scorer on Crosby’s wing and I’d also be pleased. Whatever you can Smurf up.

3. Just make the defense into a solid, cohesive unit. I don’t necessarily care if Goligoski is surprisingly amazing, or if Letang makes a huge leap, or if Whitney recovers in record time, or if Orpik keeps up his 15sec/4check ratio all season. I just want, like, two of those things to happen. I’m not greedy – not all 63 defenseman we have need to have career years. Just make a good unit out of em, Papa.

Alright. Let’s drop the puck already. Let’s Go Pens.

## Tuesday, September 16, 2008

### The Stache Report: Week 2

- Watching the game with Pat, he implored Ben to do “4th quarter Ben stuff.” In a nutshell, what it means is that we’ve become so accustomed to Ben doing spectacular things in the 4th quarter when the game is on the line. Well, Ben only passed the ball three times in the 4th quarter on Sunday, so we’ll extend it to the last quarter and a half. His stats during that time: 4/6, 95 yards, 109.7 QB rating. Highly efficient, and he made three huge throws: a 48-yard bomb to Holmes, a 31-yard strike to Ward that got us out of the shadow of our end zone, and then a 19-yard rope to Miller against his body that helped seal the game. That, my friends, is “4th quarter Ben stuff.”

- A little curious we did not see Rashard Mendenhall get any carries. Could it have been due to the wet weather and concerns about him handling the ball? On another note, Willie Parker had a grind it out type of game and a stat-line that would have made Jerome Bettis proud: 28 carries, 105 yards, 3.8 ypc. He showed he is fully capable of getting the tough yards between the tackles. He’s come a long way since he arrived in camp as an undrafted free agent in 2004.

- Let’s be clear, no one will confuse this offensive line with the Cowboys of the mid 90’s. That said, we don’t need them to be all-world. All we need is for them to be decent, and through two games, they have been. They’ve opened up some decent holes in the run game, and they’ve only allowed four sacks… more than a full sack per game less than last season. Let’s hope it continues.

- The big news from yesterday was that Brett Keisel will miss up to two months with a calf injury. It won’t be as bad as losing Aaron Smith at the end of last season, but it will still be a significant blow. I’ve liked what I’ve seen thus far from Nick Eason, but I question how he and Kirschke will hold up if they have to spot start. We’re also going to find out just how much Orpheus Roye really has left in the tank.

- Surprise, surprise. Larry Foote missed a few more open field tackles Sunday night. Timmons can’t start soon enough. As for the other linebackers, they had pretty nondescript games. Harrison generated some decent pressure but couldn’t close the deal, and Woodley was quiet all night. Farrior committed an uncharacteristic unsportsmanlike penalty, although I don’t know if it was bullshit or not because NBC never showed a replay.

- How nice was it to see Troy revert back to “old Troy.” He made his presence felt right away, blowing up the run in the backfield on the Browns first play from scrimmage. Troy is one of the few guys in this league that has the size, speed, and athletic ability to hang with the Antonio Gates’s and Kellen Winslow’s of the world, and he provided superb coverage against Winslow all night. And he absolutely baited Anderson into a terrible throw at the end of the first half, resulting in a momentum-changing pick. And he almost made a highlight reel stop in the backfield, timing his jump with the two-minute warning and leaping over the Browns offensive line. Player of the game, in my opinion.

- The other guy who had a big game in the secondary? Bryant McFadden. It’s going to be a shame if they don’t re-sign him. He’s a legit starting cornerback, and he’s the perfect replacement for Deshea. They invested a 2nd round pick in him, and I question why they would take all this time to develop him and then let him go right when he’s hitting his prime. He filled in admirably for Deshea, hauling in an INT and breaking up a huge pass to Braylon Edwards in the 4th quarter.

- Jeff Reed nailed a 48-yard field goal in the middle of a pseudo-Hurricane. At this point, I don’t think I’d trade him for any other kicker. He’s money in the bank.

- Summary of last night’s NBC telecast:

Michaels: Unbalanced line

Michaels: Unbalanced line

Michaels: Shaun Rogers

Michaels: Unbalanced line

- Someone want to tell me how the hell Rogers wasn’t penalized for that late hit where he planted his helmet right into Ben’s shoulder?

- It seems this coaching staff learned their mistake. After playing not to lose at the end of the Jacksonville playoff game, they played to win and trusted Ben to put the ball in the air on the final drive. The result: that aforementioned 19-yard rope to Miller that pretty much put the game away.

- In response to Pat’s inquiry (Re: Favorite Romeo Crennel mishap from Sunday night), my vote goes to the horrible, horrible use of his final timeout at the end of the game. Let’s start from the top: The play prior to Crennel’s usage of his final timeout started at 2:57, according to NFL.com play-by-play. So let’s say the play ended at 2:51. At this point, you can call a timeout right away, try and stop the Steelers on 2nd down, and then make them have to snap the ball on 3rd down before the two-minute warning. Or, you can let the game-clock keep rolling, make a stop on 2nd down, then call a timeout at around 2:05 and again make them snap the ball on 3rd down before the two-minute warning. The WORST thing you can do is exactly what Crennel did: let the game-clock run a bit, then call a timeout at 2:42. Now, the 2nd down play will undoubtedly take the game-clock to the two minute warning, and the other team doesn’t have to take the 3rd down snap until after the two-minute warning. In essence, Crennel cost his team a valuable 40 seconds. These are simple time-management skills every NFL head coach should have, and you can rest-assured that if Mike Tomlin ever makes the same asinine decision Crennel made, you will hear me bitching.

AROUND THE NFL:

Bears-Panthers: Things were looking bleak, and then Jonathan Stewart saved my teaser bet in the 2nd half.

Titans-Bengals: 0-7 for the Bengals? Their next five games: at New York Giants, vs. Cleveland, at Dallas, at New York Jets, vs. Pittsburgh

Packers-Lions: 6 catches, 129 yards, 2 TD’s for Calvin Johnson. He’s blowing up, people. Oh, and that Aaron Rodgers guy is pretty good, too.

Bills-Jaguars: The Jags are facing the very real prospect of going 0-3 with next week’s trip to Indy looming.

Raiders-Chiefs: This game may have set football back 100 years.

Colts-Vikings: It’s gonna take time for Tarvaris Jackson to find his way, time that the Vikings may not be able to afford.

Giants-Rams: 79 points allowed by the Rams defense in the first two games. Scott Linehan isn’t making it through this season if this keeps up.

Saints-Redskins: Saints have to play better than that. They have a legitimate contender in the NFC South in the form of the Carolina Panthers.

49ers-Seahawks: I think they were picking people out of the stands to play receiver for the Seahawks.

Falcons-Buccaneers: See what happens when you face a real defense, Matt Ryan? And Jeff Garcia is getting a raw deal down in Tampa.

Dolphins-Cardinals: Maybe, just maybe, this is the year for the Cardinals.

Chargers-Broncos: The Chargers got screwed. Absolutely, screwed. That said, what a gutsy, gutsy decision by Mike Shanahan to go for the win with a two-point conversion. I loved the call, and wish more coaches would consider it rather than placing their fates on a coin toss.

Patriots-Jets: I think the Patriots still win that division, even with Matt Cassel at the helm.

Eagles-Cowboys: Apparently, the Doubt About It crew missed quite a first half while attending the Pirates-Dodgers game.

## Monday, September 15, 2008

### So Many Choices

The 'Stache Report is coming at some point, but in the mean time, let's talk about the man to the left. What was your favorite Romeo Crennel mishap last night? Think long and hard, cause chances are you are forgetting some. Comment away until the 'stache weighs in.

(Yes, this post is in many ways designed purely to bump the OSU post off the main screen as a way to help I Want to Fight Tom Brady stop thinking about the game)

## Saturday, September 13, 2008

### Ohio State vs USC- What to Look For From OSU

Beanie Wells is officially out. This news coming straight from Jim Tressel, who apparently made a “coaches” decision on the matter of sitting the star RB.

Point blank, Ohio State will now have to find other ways to win this game. I was firm with my decision earlier this season, being that Ohio State would win this game, but that plan also included running Beanie Wells 40 times.

Wells is a horse for Ohio State’s offense, literally. One day the NFL will find out exactly what I mean. If there was finally a player that was going to become the second coming of Jerome Bettis, Wells is it, believe me. Hes a half-step slower than Adrian Peterson, but his still deceiving speed is complemented by his raw power, making him a running back that I truly believe, bias aside, will be first running back off the board if he were to leave college this season.

Now, Ohio State is left with bunch of smaller, speed backs, putting tons of pressure on Ohio State’s offensive line. They must open up gaping holes for the running game to have any chance to succeed; holes that were non-existent in last week's game against Ohio.

Ohio State, which boasts a very large and highly recruited offensive line, can play to this level, but they'll have to keep pushing when the less experienced backs struggle to find their way around the pile. When holes weren’t available for Beanie, his size would carry him for another 3-4 yards, but that just won’t be the case this Saturday. This will be a totally new concept for an offensive line that has blocked for Beanie on a very consistent basis these past three seasons, but I expect them to step up.

Ohio State’s running game will come around for a few big plays here and there, but I expect them to struggle early. Look for Brandon Saine to make big plays out of the backfield. Saine, 4th on the depth chart at RB, specializes in the passing game, including big plays downfield. Saine often motions out as a WR, while also running the occasional deep pattern straight out of the backfield. This could be a weapon that catches USC by surprise. Beside Saine, I hope and pray that Maurice Wells finally has a good game for Ohio State. Since being a highly recruited speed back out of Florida, Well has done little to nothing, leaning towards the nothing. Wells is good for the big hit …so expect some of that on Saturday night…you know, the kind of hit that makes even the home crowd scream “ewww”. If you asked me who Ohio State’s worst player is, I’ll say Maurice Wells everytime. Prove me wrong Mo.

Ohio State should be fine in the passing department, but Boeckman will have to be quick with his decisions. This is exactly what cost Boeckman and Ohio State a shot against LSU last year, although a good deal of that had to do with amazing LSU coverage. Ohio State is 2 years matured in the passing game, so expect some big plays downfield from experienced players like Brian Robiskie. Look for DeVier Posey, 6'3'', to make a big play in the 4th WR position. Posey has been impressive in his 2 games as a true freshmen, and I see N-F-L written all over his future. Posey's stride and ability to make plays after-the-catch could be crucial as he finds himself in a mismatch in a 4 or 5 WR set.

On defense, expect big things from Malcolm Jenkins (pictured right), providing blanket coverage on whoever he is covering. Also look for Ohio State to drop Jenkins off from corner into a safety or rover position so that he can let loose and make some plays. Ohio State will get Donald Washington back from suspension this game, so that gives them extra depth at the corner, allowing them to pull Jenkins back for a series here and there. I expect Jermale Hines to be a difference maker on defense. Hines, slotted at LB for the Ohio State, has filled in at safety in recent weeks, even knocking out Ohio U’s starting QB last week. Hines is a big hitter and I wouldn’t be surprised to see him make an impact hit near the sideline or over the middle. All in all, if Ohio State's offense can manage not to go three and out every series, expect Ohio State's defense to be huge all game long. They are loaded all over the place, with experience from players like James Laurinitis and Marcus Freeman.

On special teams, keep an eye out for Ray Smalls and expect little from Maurice Wells. If Wells returns kicks, expect him to get drilled around the 20. I still don’t know why Ohio State allows him to play on special teams, let alone at running back, but you know what, his hair looks pretty cool.

For USC, I don’t know enough details, and I’ll just leave that up to the Southern California bloggers, they know their team the best. Other than the USC-Virginia game this year, I have seen little of this USC team. I know they are deep at RB and strong at LB. Ohio State should be in for a match-up of a lifetime. If Ohio State’s returning senior core really wants to finally win the big one, they better be talking about tonight.

## Friday, September 12, 2008

### NFL Picks: Week 2

Here is the picks table for this week. New improvements to this week's table is the use of resumè-approved Garamond font in the results row. You never know who could be watching.

The'Stache Sam Says:

BROWNS (+6) over Steelers
Everyone is picking the Steelers, which is never a good thing. Plus, this line places too much emphasis on the first week. Giving six points to the team that is supposed to challenge for your division title in their house? Too high for my taste. Steelers win, but it won't be as easy as most think.

Raiders (+3.5) over CHIEFS
Both of these teams were supreme disappointments in Week 1. I'll take the dog early in the season.

BENGALS (-1) over Titans
Going with the theme of overvaluing of Week 1 results, I think too many people will be low on the Bengals. Look for their offense to spark back to life.

VIKINGS (+2) over Colts
The Colts lost to a team last week that pounded the ball and played good defense. Sound familiar? Peyton needs another week to fully get into the swing of things.

Saints (PK) over REDSKINS
Going against my own warnings about premature predictions from one week of football, I feel comfortable making this statement: Jim Zorn is the worst coach in the NFL.

LIONS (+3) over Packers
I like the Packers this year and really like Rodgers. Which is why the Lions pull this one out.

PANTHERS (-3) over Bears
Two teams who had equally impressive wins last week, but are probably playing over their heads. The deciding factor in this game? Dan Connor.

RAMS (+8.5) over Giants
The Giants aren't that good and the Rams aren't that bad.

Bills (+5.5) over JAGUARS
Paul Posluszny is going to the Probowl this year, just watch.

Falcons (+7) over BUCCANEERS
This one is screaming for an easy Bucs victory after Atlanta played well above their potential last week. But the +7 was just too palatable to pass up.

49ers (+7) over SEAHAWKS
Favoring anyone in this division by more than 3 points is insane.

Dolphins (+6.5) over CARDINALS
See above.

JETS (-1.5) over Patriots
This pick is based more out of desire to enjoy a Patriots loss than anything else. I'm looking forward to the elation that was felt during the Patriots loss in the Super Bowl to be spread out over 15 games this season. A nice slow burn.

TEXANS (-4.5) over Ravens
How the Texans could give 1.5 points after last week's loss combined with the Ravens win is beyond me. Still, Flacco is a one week wonder. Lets just hope the stadium is still there Monday.

BRONCOS (+1.5) over Chargers
I don't like Jay Cutler, but I can't stand Phil Rivers.

COWBOYS (-7) over Eagles
The only thing I truly hated about State College was the obnoxious "E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES" chants while standing in line for Canyon Pizza. You'd be feeling great after a fun night, ans then have to deal with that being screamed in your ear for 10 minutes. This pick is for those assholes.

## Wednesday, September 10, 2008

### Jumpin' The Gun

Take it easy Champ, why don't you sit this one out,
not say anything for a while

If you somehow haven't noticed, the Steelers are now ranked in the top 3 of almost everyone's Power Rankings. What does this mean at this point in the season? About as much as a Cam Bonifay promise of a Pirates winning season.

Yet what seems to have happened, yet again, is what I like to call "Media Fast Forward". Remember when the Steelers beat the Broncos in 2005 to go to the Super Bowl, and IMMEDIATELY, the media went straight to talking about how tired they were of the Jerome Bettis-goes-home-to-Detroit storyline, before anyone even had a chance to really write about it? Perfect scenario of Media Fast Forward. The media told us to be sick of the Jerome Is From Detroit (almost the name of this blog, FYI) storyline before we even had time to get sick of it.

Well, a similar thing has happened in the past few days, I think. Between a few dozen phone calls from friends, several comments-section wars on other sites, and a de facto AFC crowning by Bill Simmons, popular opinion seems to be: wow, stupid Steelers fans, they are 1-0 and got a bunch of lucky breaks from other teams sucking and now they are saying they are the class of the AFC...what jerks.

Huh?

Once again, there has been some serious "Fast Forwarding" here. While it certainly makes sense that Brady hurt + Colts looking sloppy + Chargers loss + Jags loss + Steelers looking sharp = Steelers the AFC's best team early on, there is a key ingredient whose absence has been conveniently ignored: declarative "This Is The Year!" statements from Steelers Nation. When you've been burned in AFC Championships like we have, you don't make these statements. Period. Yet in trying to construe us as some sort of arrogant Goliath, all I am hearing from divisional fans is that we are pricks. Did I miss something? Did the PG or Trib front page say something like "A Super Bowl Start for Steelers"?

Find me a credible news source or blog that said in earnest that the Steelers are by far the league's best team. Because from my perspective, the response has been a tempered "that was a nice start, let's see what happens from here". Maybe opposing fan bases should worry about selling tickets for their own team instead of criticizing another for being "arrogant.

## Tuesday, September 9, 2008

### The Stache Report: Week 1

- The way we won this game reminded me of the way we would win games during Ben’s rookie season when we went 15-1. High efficiency from the passing game and Ben (13/14, 137 yards, 2 TD’s), a strong ground game (183 yards rushing), and suffocating defense. The only difference is, that used to be the game plan out of necessity. The current version of Ben Roethlisberger is fully capable of winning a shootout against the likes of Peyton Manning and Tony Romo, and at some point this season we’re going to need him to do exactly that. But for one day at least, it was the Pittsburgh Steelers circa 2004.

- Any lingering doubts about Willie Parker’s mended leg were squelched after this game. He showed his trademark speed (witness how he beat everyone to the corner on his first touchdown) and looked like the Willie of old. Parker and Mendenhall provide one of the best one-two punches in the NFL.

- Don’t be disappointed Santonio Holmes finished with meager stats. He’ll get his, sooner or later. The day belonged to Hines Ward. He caught everything thrown his way, found the end zone a couple of times, and just for good measure, threw a great block to seal off the right side and allow enough room for Parker to register the first points of the game. Hines does this all the time… whenever you think that maybe he’s slowing down and the end of his career is near and there’s no way his body can hold up, he comes up with a gem of a game like this.

- Good job by the offensive line. Hartwig is a big improvement over Mahan simply because of the fact that he doesn’t get pushed back into the pocket. Marvel did a pretty good job against Mario Williams, all things considered. Facing a pretty good Texans front seven, they put up close to 200 yards on the ground and only allowed two sacks. That means the O-line was doing something right.

- Two guys stood out on the defensive line. First, Casey Hampton. Was Mahan playing center for the Texans? Casey had his way all day, continually pushing the pocket and stuffing the run. If he can get motivated to play like this every week, this defense is going to be scary good. The other bright spot was Nick Eason. He looked surprisingly quick as he closed in on a sack with James Farrior, and then again on a pass to a Houston running back in the flat.

- What a game by the linebacking crew. James Harrison abused rookie tackle Duane Brown, chipping in with 2.5 sacks. LaMarr Woodley made the play of the day with a one-handed INT, and I was almost convinced he killed Matt Schaub when he came untouched for a sack. He provided very good pressure the rest of the game as well. I’m continually impressed by Lawrence Timmons’s speed each and every week. Harrison-Farrior-Timmons-Woodley. That’s the linebacking corps for at least the next couple of years, and it’s a damn good one.

- Sunday was the first time since October 2006 that Troy had an INT or a sack. Good to see him come up with a “splash play”, as Mike Tomlin likes to say.

- Speaking of Tomlin, that’s now two years in a row that he’s had the team extremely well-prepared on opening day. It’s a nice change of pace from the days of Bill Cowher, where it seemed like the team played like absolute shit at the beginning of each and every year.

- Special Teams, kick and punt coverage in particular, looked great. They gave a talented return man in Andre Davis limited room to make something happen. Let’s hope this trend continues.

- In the offseason, people were quick to mention how difficult the Steelers schedule was. On this very blog I had said that it’s impossible to gauge how difficult a schedule is before the season because so many things change, citing last year’s studs turned duds—the Ravens and Saints. I know it’s only one week, but all of the sudden that schedule doesn’t look as daunting, does it? The Patriots lost Tom Brady, the Browns secondary is a mess, the Jaguars have lost their three interior offensive lineman for an extended period of time and looked terrible against Tennessee, the Colts lost to a team led by Kyle Orton (at home, no less), and the Chargers are banged up and lost to a Carolina Panthers team missing their best player (like the Colts, at home).

AROUND THE NFL:

Redskins-Giants: Jim Zorn must have slept through the hurry-up offense portion of his “Football Coaching 101” class.

Lions-Falcons: The Lions allowed the Falcons to churn out over 300 yards rushing. No NFL defense should be that inept. That’s embarrassing, folks.

Bengals-Ravens: Can anyone argue that Carson Palmer is a better quarterback than Ben Roethlisberger, and actually keep a straight face?

Seahawks-Bills: Roscoe Parrish is a bad motherfucker. That punt return TD was a thing of beauty.

Jets-Dolphins: Former Aliquippa and Pitt star Darrelle Revis with a great one-handed pick to end the game.

Chiefs-Patriots: No injury could have altered the landscape of the NFL more than Tom Brady’s. The AFC (hell, the AFC East) is now wide open.

Buccaneers-Saints: Big win for the Saints, toppling last year’s division winner and re-establishing their presence in the NFC South.

Rams-Eagles: Scott Linehan might not last through the season. Oh, and Donovan McNabb looked great. That matchup with the Eagles in week 3 is not going to be easy, not by any stretch.

Jaguars-Titans: Swapping Kerry Collins for Vince Young makes the Titans a better team.

Cowboys-Browns: Ben Roethlisberger, Hines Ward, and Santonio Holmes must be licking their chops at the prospect of facing the Browns secondary next week.

Panthers-Chargers: Carolina is on their way to making my wild-card prediction for them look good.