"I've had a tough life. My father never hugged me. My mother is sleeping with the Sweet Angels Above, or whatever her gang from the work-release program is calling itself nowadays. I have no hearing in my left ear and was recently diagnosed with a mutated strain of scurvy.
Also, I'm a Pittsburgh Pirates fan."
When was the last time, in the middle of winter, when Steelers were running and Penguins were skating, did you think about your lonely Pittsburgh Pirates? Many of you, never....but why should we? The NFL Playoffs are coming...! But still, why not during the season of hope won't you sit down and ask Santa for a successful season for our Buccos? Hell...CBS Sportsline is...
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