Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Can't We Just All Get Along and Fight Brady Together?

Well hello there, random person who has stumbled onto the site in the past 24 hours. If you came here via Deadspin or somewhere else and are all steamed up about this "fighting Tom Brady" thing, a few points...

- We once created this. Sam recently photoshopped Anthony Smith's head onto a goat. If you want journalistic reporting, then I would encourage you to read the newspaper everyday. I wouldn't get too upset about anything we do here.

- If you are going to get upset about things we do here, this probably isn't the best battle. Chances are that I will probably say something more offensive about the Flyers once this hellish game finally ends tonight.

- You should appreciate the honesty (and satire) from...whatever the hell that writer's name is at the time of this post. Everyone else bows down to the Pats, says they are great, and yada yada. But Steelers fans, you KNOW that at one point during that game you wanted to sock Brady in the face. Pats fans, when the Yankees used to resemble a successful organization, you KNOW that you wanted to throw a haymaker at Jeter. Classy? No. Did you act on it? Duh, of course you couldn't. That's the point! What if I could fight Jeter/Brady/etc etc.? What if I could photoshop my picture next to his and just blow this thing so far out of proportion that it was comical? Here as DAI we can, did, and will.

- Thanks to Tecmo for the comment mediating of sorts. Make to check out PSAMP for more of his commentary.
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5 comments:

kaspar said...

I enjoyed it. Found it funny as hell. Keep up the good work, guys.

I Want To Fight Tom Brady said...

I want to fight the Philadelphia Flyers. It's not like I can't handle losing, but fighting just seems like a lot of fun. Not to mention it seems as though some people, such as Georges Laraque, have made a career out of fighting. How do I obtain a job like this?

First hockey player I'd fight, no, not a Philadelphia Flyer....Ilya Kovalchuyk. Bring it Ilya, you piece of shit.

Cotter said...

I hear Miroslav Satan is puss.

Anonymous said...

You know what's funny about this, too... is all of these Pats fans come out of the woodwork to defend their beloved Tom Brady. Well hell, folks, if he's so great, why all the defending? More so, if you're *certain* he's so great.

This is probably what struck me about Brady going up to Smith during the game... hey Tom, you're Tom frickin Brady. You don't need to go up to anyone shout them down about how great you are. We know you're great.

Too late for us to sign Kimo for the playoffs?

Dave Wannstache said...

Too late to sign Kimo. He's on the Eagles.