Thursday, November 15, 2007

Watch Out For That Rotating Chrysler New Yorker!

It's done. This took me too long to make, so it's getting a proper Earl Mann buildup:

The Patriots are flirting with an undefeated season, their dominance causing many fans to wonder if there is any justice left in this world. The Steelers, many say, are our last great hope. This epic battle, the Fisticuffs in Foxboro as it will be known, will change the history of the game forever. This game is so huge that it is getting something that neither the Duel in Dallas or Superbowl XLI 1/2 ever got: a flash video game.

Take control of Big Ben himself as he takes on the evil forces of the Patriots.



Arrow Keys Move, Space Bar shoots.



If it is tough to see or not showing up, click here for the full window version.


Some Hints:

-Power Ups: Mike Tomlin, Art Rooney, Lombardi Trophy
-Watch out for Kordell's footballs. He's as inaccurate as ever.
-Tedy Bruschi, just as in real life, can not be killed by conventional weapons or youth baseball bats.
-It takes 100 points for each new enemy to appear. There are 5 normal enemies and one boss.
-Gameplay is not the strong point of this game and the dialogue at the beginning is a bit slow, but let me know if you see any weird glitches or if you can't make out an image.

Credit to:
WithLeather or KSK, whichever one came up with the Dreamboat nickname for Brady. I tried to think of a new one, but it just seemed too right.
Thanks to flash genius Magnetos over at the gotoandplay forums for letting me use one of his games as a base for this one. Also thanks to the folks at Blue Archer for their help with Pittsburgh Nonprofit Web Design.

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28 comments:

Pirate In Search Of Nuttings Chest said...

I was gonna go out tonight....but instead I'm going to stay in and play this game. Absolutely unreal...I was throwing Lombardi trophies at bitches.

dennis said...

great freakin game


love it

Dave Wannstache said...

Holy shit. Are you fuckin kiddin me?

This is awesome. Bonus points for playing my favorite NFL Primetime song.

Pat said...

Unbelievable. Shooting Cigars and "The news". Sam is there when it counts.

Sean said...

Outstanding! Very nicely done!

neilWorldorder said...

Please tell me the name of this song. I know it's from AtO, I need to have it.

Sam said...

The song is called International Statement, and can be found here along with every other primetime song:

http://www.prosportsdaily.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53397

Hercules Rockefeller said...

You sir, are a goddamn genius

Anonymous said...

RARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARGH!!! This is even better than Mortal Kombat!!!

Jay said...

Annnnnnd there goes all productivity for the day.

tecmo_bowl_bo_jackson said...

That massive Belicheat head with the video camera is a dick

Chidi with a knee said...

This game is exactly why Al Gore created the internet. Bravo

Steely McDonati said...

Well, I know what I'm doing December 3-9.


RARRARARARARARARARARARARARARARARGH!

Anonymous said...

You know what would make this game even better? If Roethlisbozo was on a motorcycle.

Dumb*sses.

Anonymous said...

Wow. The bitter vitriolic jealous hatred most Steelers fans have towards the New England Patriots is really really sad. I pity all of you. You are what's wrong with the world.

Ben said...

This is unbelievably fantastic, belicheat won't go down.... this could take a while.

okel dokel said...

Excellent game. Very Nice work. And to the anonymous douchebag whose claims, "Steelers fans are what's wrong with the world," methinks thou art a sh*thead.

Stanley said...

He is on a motorcycle. Take the time to look at the game before you start attacking it.

While these guys are making fun of the Patriots, they're also making fun of the buildup that ESPN and the NFL have for these games. Both of you anonymous heroes need to relax a little bit.

Pirate In Search Of Nuttings Chest said...

My pothead roommate was playing and he seemed to think that the patriots playing were throwing weed at Big Ben. First off, is he right? If he is then my next question would be...are there historical facts that back up this weed throwing? I don't seem to remember Teddy Bruschi going Cheech and Chong on us.

Sam said...

Your pot head roommate knows his stuff. That's Randy Moss shooting hemp leaves at you. The High Times originally broke the news a couple years ago.

Wieters said...

Holy shit, this is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Time well spent, sir. Bravo!

Moooooooooose said...

yeah i think that fist enemy is Randy Moss throwing weed

Don't doubt the pothead. He's speaking from his own expertise ;-)

Anonymous said...

incredible

Pirate In Search Of Nuttings Chest said...

Everyone should have the privilege of playing this game with Bose headphones. The sound is as amazing as the graphics...and that's not a sarcastic comment. The graphics are mind-boggling.

Anonymous said...

I am awed and humbled... and a Pats fan. This is so cool I can't stand it.

Cotter said...

Man, I thought it was slick when I photoshopped Belichick's head onto Bin Laden...After seeing this, I worship at your alter.

PS - you guys aware that the Baltimore Sun has linked this?

msdazzy said...

I love the big Ben game and sent it to my family!! It's a bummer that the Steelers didn't win on Sunday, now it's go Jets!!!

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