A Happy Birthday wish goes out from DoubtAboutIt.com to Dave Wannstache who celebrated his birthday last night at Margarita Mama's.
A couple interesting notes from the night:
-DJ Goofy White Kid wears a personalized Pirates jersey with "G. WhiteKid" on the back.
Was it really necessary to personalize a Pirates jersey?
Just by wearing that jersey I am assuming the following:
-First and foremost, you're cheap....because we all know that jersey was on sale.
-Second of all...second of all....come on dude....Just get a personalized Steelers jersey, the Pirates?!? Seriously?? You're associating yourself with an organization that hasn't won anything since World War II.
Anyhow...If you enjoy those quotable moments that define a night, you'll love this.
To set up the mood for you, lets just let everyone know that Dave Wannstache was feverishly using his birthday status as his pick-up line with the ladies. Any man would...
Dave Wannstache: "It's my birthday tonight"
Some Girl: "I'm getting married on Saturday"
ME: (Laughing so hard, it hurts)
Dave of course didn't let this put a damper on his evening. He then proceeded to spit up the Three Wise Men shot I bought him, thinking it was another Jack and Coke...SURPRISE!!! Yeah, next time I'll make sure you get the memo because sipping on a Three Wise Men, when you think it's a Jack and Coke, cannot be fun.
CHEERS to the 'Stache !!!
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