Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Carson Palmer Should Fire His Agent



I was gonna do another installment of Ask The GM: Dave Littlefield, but that's going to have to wait until later today or tomorrow, because WithLeather has uncovered the above video of Carson Palmer shooting a commercial for John Morrell sausages. You remember the print ad, don't you:



Well now, we can see Palmer's gayness in video form. Is he ready for smoked sausage? No. That guy's smoked sausage has come up small. He needs you to go long. He needs a measurement. And really, you don't need to be an all-pro quarterback to afford smoked sausages that are a full inch longer than the competition. And it's a "love thing". Watch the video and you'll see what I'm talking about. It's almost like Palmer and Brady Quinn have a competition to see who can be gayer. He really needs to fire his agent.

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